FedEx

FedEx is a company. That much I'm sure of. I applied to work there today. Let me tell you about it.
Sarah and I drove to the FedEx shipping station. I walk into the office... no one's there. Tumbleweeds were blowing around the office. I don't know if everyone went on coffe break at the same time or what, but the place is deserted. So I get back in the car and Sarah and I copy the phone number down on the sign they had posted out front. We get back home and I call the place. I get all kind of weird messages from different phone companies. I looked in the yellow pages/white pages... nothing is listed for the place. I know it exists, so we tried the FedEx website. According to the website, the place doesn't exist. Also, there are no jobs available anywhere in the USA. But the sign out front said they were hiring. Sarah and I are frustrated. So we go back to the place and I walk inside. Still nobody. So... I cough real loud. Several times. Sarah is laughing at me in the car. But somebody finally came out and I filled out the application... ON-LINE! What a joke! Anyway, that was pretty funny. At least it was to Sarah and I. I fed Moses 3 nightcrawlers today. He loves them. Eats them up like spaghetti! That's all for now!